5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize