forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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