then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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