Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You're earring is so big in my mouth
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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