I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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