I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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