it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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