I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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