i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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