that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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