Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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