when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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