Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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