He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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