yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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