The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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