your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
It's never too late to be topless.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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