If i come over, it means nothing
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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