i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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