; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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