Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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