can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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