: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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