I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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