Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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