I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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