I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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