Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Your cock deserves a montage
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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