just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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