so explain again why im purple
no
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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