I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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