You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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