Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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