i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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