This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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