I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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