her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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