Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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