lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
ugly people sure do ruin things
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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