So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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