Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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