I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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