she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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