just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Help. Why am I so naked?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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