i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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