the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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