I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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