we have officially lost it.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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