New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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