Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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