I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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